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Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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