Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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