Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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