this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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