PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
this just has baby written all over it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
