I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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