Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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