Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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