From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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