He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
