Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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