so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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