Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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