How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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