worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
where does the pee come out of this thing
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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