Little spoons don't ask big questions
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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