Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
