I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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