um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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