how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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