Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just want to make out with him forever
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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