whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize