What did we do last night that was yellow?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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