Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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