if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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