If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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