You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So much Jack, so little girl.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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