i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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