Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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