The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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