I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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