Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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