I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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