I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
