All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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