dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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