how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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