u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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