yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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