i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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