grandma shit on top of the toilet
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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