she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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