home. puking in laundry basket.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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