oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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