I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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