Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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