all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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