We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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