yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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