Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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