do herpes really smell.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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