Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hate all girls vehemently.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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