that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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