Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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