The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
soo... how was my night?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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